Painkiller – PC

By | October 14, 2016
Painkiller - PC

When it comes to first-person shooters, there are two schools of thought. One harkens back to the original Doom–frantic action, scary monsters, big weapons, and story is given short shrift. The second school is best exemplified by Half-Life: strong narrative, consistent real-world weapons, consistent monsters, and settings. Doom’s heirs up until now have been Quake and Serious Sam, but now Painkiller comes onto the scene leaving bloody footprints, and … let the carnage begin!

You play a man who dies in a pathetic car crash (he’s distracted because he’s holding his girl’s hand) and has spent a long time in purgatory. He thinks this is unfair because, despite being well-schooled in the art of killing, he maintains that he’s done nothing wrong. Heaven makes a deal with him. Take care of a little invasion problem concerning Hell, and our hero can enter those pearly gates.

Weak storyline aside, Painkiller basically amounts to a brilliant series of arcade-style levels and challenges. The settings include darkened monasteries, graveyards, a horrifying asylum, a medieval town under siege, and even H-E-Double Hockey Sticks itself. The level design is brilliant, varied, and jam-packed with enemies. There seems to be no end to the amount and variety of cool monsters to fight, and they each explode into chunks of blood and gore in a most disturbingly satisfying manner. At the end of each level is a challenge, such as collecting a certain amount of gold or killing a Boss within a time limit. Winning the challenge gives you tarot cards you can use to make the game easier. The different cards bring haste, double-damage, invulnerability, and so on. This simple mechanic makes the game far more replayable than your average shooter.

The graphics are first rate, which means you need a powerful PC to run the game with all the detail settings maxed out. The only other problem is a CD-copy protection bug that makes the game unplayable for some (a patch is available).

Painkiller may seem a bit silly at first glance. But the gameplay mechanics, replayability (full multiplayer is also available), variety, and brilliant level design make it one of the finest and most satisfying shooters ever made. –Andrew S. Bub

Pros:

  • Superb gameplay and game balance
  • Excellent level design
  • Strong replayability

Cons:

  • Poor, unnecessary storyline
  • High system requirements
  • Problematic copy protection

  • Intense gameplay – The player will be constantly outnumbered, fighting against seemingly insurmountable odds
  • 3D PAIN Engine capable of pumping out 100X the polygons of some of the latest shooters
  • Minimum System Requirements – Windows 98ME00XP; 1 GHz Intel Pentium III or AMD Athlon processor; 256 MB RAM; CD-ROM or DVD-ROM speed – 4x; Hard Drive space – 1.2 GB available; Video – 32 MB Direct 3D compatible video card; DirectX 8.1b or better compatible sound card
  • Play with keyboard and mouse

2 thoughts on “Painkiller – PC

  1. Dr. Roy Winkler
    3.0 out of 5 stars
    Best FPS vs hordes game – works well in Crossover, December 7, 2007
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    Hoby (Seattle, WA) –

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    This is a simple shooter done right.. it doesn’t try to bog down the gameplay with needless ties to situational realism or plot lines. No need for enemy AI or anything. Just hordes of zombie evil demons swarming from all directions to kill you. Not only are the standard weapons great, the base weapon that never runs out (called the Painkiller) is one of the best weapons in shooter history. This game is a one trick pony that does what it does well and doesn’t try to do more (and risk failing, as so many other games have done and will continue to do).

    Also, it runs great in Crossover (lets Intel Macs run Windows software without Windows) once you apply the update patches. Apparently the demos and later editions run without needing version updates.

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  2. Ron Foley
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    4.0 out of 5 stars
    Like an arcade version of Doom, October 30, 2004
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    Dr. Roy Winkler (Indianapolis) –

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    Straightforward first-person-shooter with lots of creatures to blast. PainKiller reminds one of the original Doom with hordes of creatures with one thing in mind — your destruction. Once in a while there is a “boss” creature with exceptional stamina and killing power. At one stage, there is a giant after you in a graveyard. That giant is the largest creature I’ve ever seen in a game. Huge and powerful, with minion hordes chasing you too.

    Don’t plan on a lot of strategy and hiding in this game. But, there is something refreshing in the simplicity of it all.

    Great escape game.

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